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Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

Spice up your poker night with a hand that truly stands out—Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards! Featuring a hilarious and realistic penis pattern, these cards bring a cheeky twist to every game and guarantee laughs before the first deal.



Key Product Features:
Hilarious Penis Pattern
A cheeky, realistic design that adds humor and fun to your poker nights or any card game.
Waterproof & Durable
Crafted to withstand spills, sweat, and wild nights without skipping a beat.
Standard Poker Size
Easy to shuffle and hold, perfect for casual and serious players alike.
Ideal for Parties
Guaranteed to break the ice and keep the good times flowing.

Are these cards safe to use with food or drinks nearby?
Yes, the waterproof coating makes them easy to clean and resistant to spills.
What are the card dimensions?
Each card measures the standard poker size of 2.5" x 3.5".
Can these cards be used for other games besides poker?
Absolutely! They work great for any standard card game.
Are these cards suitable as a gag gift?
Definitely! They’re perfect for parties, bachelorette nights, and hilarious gifts.
How to Use:
Shuffle and deal like any other deck. Enjoy the laughs and the waterproof durability for endless fun.

 

Product Type: Waterproof Playing Cards
Design: Realistic Penis Pattern
Material: Waterproof Plastic
Card Size: Standard Poker Size (2.5" x 3.5")
Use: Indoor & Outdoor
Cleaning: Wipe Clean with Damp Cloth
$4.90

Original: $13.99

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Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards

$13.99

$4.90

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Spice up your poker night with a hand that truly stands out—Dirty Penis Waterproof Playing Cards! Featuring a hilarious and realistic penis pattern, these cards bring a cheeky twist to every game and guarantee laughs before the first deal.



Key Product Features:
Hilarious Penis Pattern
A cheeky, realistic design that adds humor and fun to your poker nights or any card game.
Waterproof & Durable
Crafted to withstand spills, sweat, and wild nights without skipping a beat.
Standard Poker Size
Easy to shuffle and hold, perfect for casual and serious players alike.
Ideal for Parties
Guaranteed to break the ice and keep the good times flowing.

Are these cards safe to use with food or drinks nearby?
Yes, the waterproof coating makes them easy to clean and resistant to spills.
What are the card dimensions?
Each card measures the standard poker size of 2.5" x 3.5".
Can these cards be used for other games besides poker?
Absolutely! They work great for any standard card game.
Are these cards suitable as a gag gift?
Definitely! They’re perfect for parties, bachelorette nights, and hilarious gifts.
How to Use:
Shuffle and deal like any other deck. Enjoy the laughs and the waterproof durability for endless fun.

 

Product Type: Waterproof Playing Cards
Design: Realistic Penis Pattern
Material: Waterproof Plastic
Card Size: Standard Poker Size (2.5" x 3.5")
Use: Indoor & Outdoor
Cleaning: Wipe Clean with Damp Cloth